Saturday, June 28, 2008

What the Mystery Objects Are

For centuries, people have marveled over the mysterious, alluring Mona Lisa smile. I think the secret is not in the mouth or anywhere near it, but in the eyes. Each one of these eyes, when turned 90 degrees, could be a vulva. Not anatomically perfect, no, of course not. But close enough for the human subconscious.

According to "hidden persuaders" theory, people are attracted to a certain brand of liquor because of seeing an ad in a magazine, where an artist has cleverly hidden little pictures of devils having kinky sex in the ice cubes. If our lizard brains see that, they certainly perceive the potentially lascivious message of the Mona Lisa's eyes.

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